This is a response to the last section of New York Profile.

When reporters asked my hero John Wayne why all his spouses are of Hispanic descent, he had to say: "It is just a happenstance."

You know there is an old Old World saying.

Every European woman is the best in something:

French - in dance;

D(e)utch - in the kitchen;

Italian - at the window;

English - on the board;

(But only) Spanish - in the bed.

I have to admit I was honest to myself when I got married, but I had no idea that I had a chance to learn the Spanish language in 90 days. How can I do it now? 

Staten Irish