This is a response to the last section of New York Profile.
When reporters asked my hero John Wayne why all his spouses are of Hispanic descent, he had to say: "It is just a happenstance."
You know there is an old Old World saying.
Every European woman is the best in something:
French - in dance;
D(e)utch - in the kitchen;
Italian - at the window;
English - on the board;
(But only) Spanish - in the bed.
I have to admit I was honest to myself when I got married, but I had no idea that I had a chance to learn the Spanish language in 90 days. How can I do it now?