One of the things I like about New York is all this stuff I can get here for free.
Don't tell anybody, but I have never paid for Internet since I came here.
I didn't even have to sweep the moon reflexion off the puddles.
A response to the Half-Corsican entry:
I think the real second class New York citizens are those with cars.
They like to punish themselves and pay one more rent for it.
Anyone who is smarter than that is number one.
That's just my opinion. I don't smoke as well.